So my mom is reading 50 Shades of Grey
- Mom: The only problem I have with it is that the girl is submissive
- Mom: She should be making HIM her bitch
- Mom: What kind of message is this sending to girls
- Me: ...
- Mom: ...
- Me: ...
- Mom: ...
- Me: ...
- Mom: ... Like, there was this part with anal beads-
- Me: Please don't









