So I was just minding my own business today, trying to play some minecraft in my student union when I notice this dude on the couch next to me starts dry-humping the couch. But then I see an arm come out from under him.
I mean, shit got heavy pretty fast, I heard a belt unbuckled, zippers unzipping, and I’m just sitting there like “WTF DO I DO.”
So I decided to be creepy about it. Threw that note at them when I left.
The note picture got messed up because my phone sucks, but I gave them each a dollar.
HAHAHAHA
AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: habajahaya, via gumptionology-deactivated201303)
Not helping the situation at all is the fact that people with smart phones routinely bring them into the bathroom to play games or use other apps while using the facilities. Wash your hands, there isn’t an app for that.
