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Nimious Thoughts
Nimious:
[Adj.] Excessive; extravagant; inordinate
Me, Myself, and I
/ Ask me things!
September82012
June212012
Shit that happens while I walk my neighbors’ dogs
- Meet the blonde life model decoy of Jeremy Renner, who apparently lives in my neighborhood and likes to run shirtless
- Hold a two-minute prayer service for a dead bird I found in the middle of the sidewalk
- Awkwardly watch the man walking behind me because I’ve never seen him around the neighborhood and I am ridiculously paranoid
- Save a little girl who is roller-blading from faceplanting
- Hold another two-minute prayer service for another dead bird I found next to a tree
- Start panicking because the guy behind me is still following me after like two more blocks
- Someone dumped a box of dog treats in the middle of the sidewalk HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN the dogs were happy though
- Hear the ice cream man and wish for ice cream because it is fecking hot outside
- Alleged stalker man also hears the ice cream man and also wishes for ice cream; crosses the street and goes the other way in search of cold refreshment
- Get back to the neighbors’ house to find my neighbor mysteriously absent, considering I was supposed to get paid today
- I want my money dammit
- Oh and all this happened in like a one hour span
- I live in a weird neighborhood
May312012
All of the RCs from 02 are leaving, so we had to move everything from the cupboards into the closets...
- Me: Oh hey we have a quesadilla maker that's cool, would have been helpful to know earlier
- Me: Oh look we have a bread maker too that's neat
- Me: So you can microwave eggs in this thing?
- Me: A French textbook? Huh, that's strange
- Me: That is one creepy piggy bank
- Me: Guys, there's a chessboard down here
- Me: A bag full of clothes- OH SPANDEX EW THAT'S NASTY WTF IS SOMEONE LIVING DOWN HERE
- Me: Is that a lamp?
- *We literally just found all this in the cupboards seriously guys wtf
May22012
In the year 1993 there was a contestant on the now defunct Nickelodeon show GUTS that gave what at the time seemed to be a peculiar interview. When asked about the events he had just participated in his eyes glazed over and he had trouble speaking. He remarked that he felt as though he was flying and his face seemed both euphoric and strangely empty.
Neighbors of the boy would later go on record stating he acted differently after returning home that day, becoming emotionally distant and unable to focus on anything but his experience on the show.
Three months later the police were called to investigate a noise complaint in a residential neighborhood just outside of San Fransisco. It was there they found the mutilated bodies of the boy’s mother, father, and baby sister strewn out on the front lawn. Police reports determined that the family members were likely pushed from the roof of their home, and then bludgeoned to death with a large object.
When police searched the house they found a poorly written note tucked underneath a rock shaped trophy stained with the victims’ blood. The note said simply, “I’m sorry. I just wanted them to feel what i felt.” The boy’s body was found unconscious face down on the floor of his parent’s bedroom and later declared dead en route to the hospital of presumably self inflicted trauma.
The official report lists the case as a murder suicide and as a precautionary measure (and perhaps to dissuade the surviving family from filing suit against the company) the minimum age limit for contestants on GUTS was raised from 11 to 13. In addition the contestants were no longer given a “piece of the krag” after winning the competition but rather a piece of paper certifying that they had in fact won. The boy’s episode did not air for sometime after, but recent reports have surfaced of its reintroduction into syndication.
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